How To Impress a Girl on a Date (warnings)

1. Don't suggest at what she should eat (unless asked). Let her choose what she wants to eat.

2. Don't tell her about your "sexy stories" or sad experiences.

3. Don't speak about your ex. This will upset her and make her mad.

4. Don't talk about money; it's a turn off.

5. Don't wear dirty clothes.

6. Don't be a girl about anything.